I wrote the following in a "life update" email to a friend and decided to share it on here. Sorry kids, I didn't spruce it up for you. I've simply copy/pasted bc I am incredibly lazy, as evidenced by my blogging neglect. Enjoy my misery:
Whilst watching television, a message scrolled along the bottom of the screen asking people to phone in to the Homeless Hotline or whatever in the county bc they were trying to count the amount of homeless people. Ignoring the fact that they advertised this on TV (seriously, if someone is without a home how can they still have a TV? Furthermore, how can they also be expected to make said phone call?), according to their classifications of someone who is "homeless" I should have been making a phone call. I QUALIFY AS HOMELESS IN HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FLORIDA. How incredibly depressing.
